Normally, I enjoy putting clothes on while they're still warm from the dryer. It usually feels amazing. Well, the rivets on jeans don't feel amazing. But everything else does.
However, I recently discovered an article of clothing that does NOT feel good warm. In fact, it felt disgusting. I felt disgusting. I felt icky. So. I did laundry last night. I know... on a weekday?! It must have been a special occasion. Well, I didn't have any boy short underwear to sleep in. And that is an emergency.
I got out of the shower and got my underwear out of the dryer. I put it on.
Ewwwwwww. I do NOT recommend putting on warm underwear. It was just uncomfortable. My ladybits do not want to be warmed. Ick. I can't even adequately describe it. I just... wouldn't ever do that again. EVER. IN A MILLION YEARS.
Moral of the story: four legs good. Warm underwear bad.
*Speaking of Animal Farm, when my Ukrainian friend Irina lived in the US, we talked to her about Animal Farm and how it's an allegory of the USSR. She didn't believe us, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't believe us to this day. She never read it growing up because she grew up in the USSR, and they never mentioned it for obvious reasons. Isn't that crazy?
ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL. BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.
I like quoting books and movies in real life. A LOT A LOT. My brother in law says I have "quoting Tourette Syndrome." Whateves.
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