I don't understand wtf this guy is saying.
OK, the thing that struck me about your profile is our match in searching alaskaair.com for flight deals. I would seriously write the acronym for laugh out loud here, but its self explanatory! And I held onto my conversation since he was young. Yep, he is not allowed to go out with out me or I lock him in the closet to keep him quiet. You look like a good friend to have on my side in a street fight, so want to tag along for a coffee or tea?