I read this online the other day:
"Was your ass forged by Sauron? Because that shit is precious."
bahahahahahahahahaha I love it so much.
I have a stomach bug/food poisoning right now. I kind of want to die. I don't know why I'm a freaking cocker spaniel and throw up all the time now. Bleeeech.
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I would go out with someone if they said that to me. That is hilarious.
And if the guy added a "Two Towers" line about your boobs...he's a keeper.
Wow.
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