The Six Love Languages

Now you might be thinking, BN, there are only five. Well, I'd like to submit a sixth for the author's consideration:

Texting.

I need texts. I need texts asking me how my weekend was when you know I had plans. I need responses. I need SOMETHING! And I've mentioned this to Smith (not his real name), but he doesn't get reception in his room. It drives me crazy. I'm being driven crazy.

On that note, my strongest love language is quality time and my second (I think) is touch. Who would've thought. It would never be words or gifts because I couldn't care less about those. And service, eh. Don't care. But quality time, touching, and texting are my big three.

I'll be writing the author a letter suggesting this additional sixth one. I mean, with the technology nowadays, it needs to be updated.