I try to see things in a funny way. I know you may not have the same sense of humor.
Please read my posts with common sense. (I do not think someone I've seen twice in three weeks is actually stalking me.) This is an entertainment blog. I try to make you laugh. I write down funny things that pop into my head every so often. I may phrase things in a certain way to try and make you laugh even harder.
However, I am not joking when I say I think I'm awesome. Or beautiful. It's not being vain. It's self confidence. You may not think I'm pretty. I'm okay with that. You might be like, dude, you're fat. You're not pretty. And to that, I say, to each his own.